The Cottage Easter Egg - Swear-o-meter

Whilst on the Main Menu of the DVD highlight, but don't select, the Set Up option.

When highlighted press the Up button on your remote control and the clock should become highlighted.

Press play or enter and the egg will begin. Because there is a lot of swearing in the film, this egg is a swear-o-meter, that counts up the total amount of times each of the eight chosen curses are said during the film.